WHEREAS, FortuneCity is a really interesting place to live, full of interesting people,

WHEREAS, I fancy myself a moderately interesting person,

WHEREAS, I need to occupy my time with projects that are not obscene/illegal,

RESOLVED, this 16th day of February, nineteen hundred and ninety eight,

I WILL publish for all the world to see, insights into my life, my work, and my art.

SO there!